“We do the Doody work for you!”
Professional, reliable pet waste removal so you can enjoy your yard without the, well… you know. Serving the Cowichan Valley from Shawnigan Lake to Colwood — starting at just $17 per clean.
Dog waste isn’t just unpleasant — it’s a real problem you shouldn’t ignore
Dog waste contains harmful bacteria, parasites like roundworm and E. coli that can survive in your soil for years — endangering your kids, your pets, and your family.
Living near Shawnigan Lake means runoff matters. Pet waste washes into streams and groundwater, contributing to algae blooms and contamination.
Dog waste is high in nitrogen and pathogens — it burns grass, creates dead patches, and makes your beautiful yard look like a minefield.
Every weekend spent cleaning up after your dog is time stolen from BBQs, yard games, and actually enjoying the outdoor space you pay for.
From booking to a clean yard — it’s effortless on your end
Fill out our quick form. Choose your plan, tell us about your pups, and pick a start date.
You’ll get a text before we arrive so you’re never caught off guard. No surprises.
Our team does a thorough job — every corner of your yard, every visit. We’re meticulous.
After every clean, we send you a photo confirmation and text so you know it’s done right.
We’re not just another service — we’re your neighbours who actually care
After every single clean, we send you a photo so you can see exactly what was done. No guessing, no shortcuts. Proof in your pocket.
Accountability You Can SeeWe’ll always send you a heads-up text before we come to your property. No surprise visits, no wondering when we’ll show. You stay in control.
Zero GuessworkThe moment we’re finished, you get a “Done!” text with your photo confirmation. Clean yard confirmed from your couch.
Instant Peace of MindWe’re dog people. We treat your yard with care and your pets with respect. Every team member is background checked and dog-friendly.
Pet First ApproachWe’re your Shawnigan Lake neighbours. We care about our community, our lake, and the environment. Waste is disposed of responsibly, every time.
Proudly LocalChoose the frequency that fits your life and budget. No long contracts, no cancellation fees. Scale up or down whenever you need.
Cancel AnytimeAnswer three quick questions and get your exact price instantly
Select the option that best describes your property
More frequent = lower price per visit
Additional dogs: +$5 (2 dogs) | +$10 (3+ dogs)
ℹ️ Heavily soiled yards may require an initial cleanup fee. Pricing may vary slightly based on property layout & access.
Proudly serving the full Cowichan Valley corridor through to the Western Communities
Not sure if we cover your area? Just ask! We’re always looking to expand.
Headquartered in Shawnigan Lake — we know these roads and neighbourhoods like the back of our hand.
Real reviews from real neighbours in the Cowichan Valley
I was skeptical at first but the photo confirmation text sealed the deal. Now I actually use my backyard again — the kids play out there all summer. Totally worth every penny!
These guys are professional and thorough. I love that they text before showing up — super considerate. Our two labs produce a LOT and they handle it without complaint. Highly recommend!
As a senior, bending down to pick up after my three dogs was getting painful. Turd Nerds has been a lifesaver. Friendly, reliable, and they always do a fantastic job!
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